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Your name is Alex and you are a strapping 21 year old man, and if people are looking to roleplay with you, you have a few shitheads that you play.




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Milkshakes.

@vriskaslips

But there are no boys in my yard

Posted 4 hours ago With 2 notes

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Something sweet: Sugar cookies! :D

@Anonymous

Oh man I haven’t had sugar cookies in forever gosh

Posted 5 hours ago With 0 notes

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barackobama:

louis-has-the-sneezies:

thebesthomestuck:

louis-has-the-sneezies:

internet-slang:

  • BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
  • heck
  • heckaroo
  • frick frop
  • nincompoop
  • heckle deckle 
  • diddly darn 
  • pokémon
  • zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop

im telling obama

oh zoowe mama im in a heckle deckle better go get the diddly darn outta here

You’re all grounded.

pokemon

Posted 16 hours ago With 28,664 notes

mspacacia replied to your post: fun fact: On average, Americans consume 350 slices…

this is the only one i didnt fact check so im not actually sure if this is right

honey I’m joking with you

Posted 16 hours ago With 2 notes

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fun fact #5 i think ur a cutie patootie

@mspacacia

so are you <3

Posted 16 hours ago With 1 note

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fun fact #4 John Lennon had a cat named Elvis

@mspacacia

Lennon also sounds like Lenin which is an anagram and a homophone for linen. Socialist blanket conspiracy? You bet your ass.

Posted 16 hours ago With 1 note

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fun fact #3 The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache

@mspacacia

ill be the king of ur heart bb

Posted 16 hours ago With 1 note

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fun fact #2 Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category

@mspacacia

Posted 16 hours ago With 1 note

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fun fact: On average, Americans consume 350 slices of pizza per second

@mspacacia

I think that number is skewed on the low end

Posted 16 hours ago With 2 notes

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i dragged that gif and i got "negative" but u are too cute to send something negative to so im gonna sit here and send you a cute thing instead r u ready

@mspacacia

I was born ready

Posted 16 hours ago With 1 note

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